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chordisamuppet:

This will make you smile.

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Mom: So you really left your phone charger at your aunt and uncle's? How has it lasted all weekend?
Me: ...I've been using my other phone...
Mom: But how does that work? Is it the same number?
Me: Yeah.....you just switch the SIM card....
Mom: Oh really??? Wow. I would have never figured that out! You're so smart!
Me: Yeah. That's why I'm in college and you aren't.

faggotspice:

contemplating life.

(Source: asktaylors, via strrzechowski)

You know you’re in a quincest when

you update your relationship status and all the photos Facebook finds have quidditch goals in them.

I was listening to “Sami” by Darren Criss and all I could think of was Quinksy. So this is what happened:

Sung to “Sami” by Darren Criss:

Haven’t seen her face
Don’t know her name
We’ve lost our place and s/he’s to blame 

And we can’t stand it
Might be staring in her? eyes
But s/he’s not looking back
It ain’t a big surprise 

I’ve played tournaments,
I’ve played games
I wish that s/he would say her name
The way that we did
When went to World Cup V
And gave Redvines away
But s/he made our hearts break

Quinksy, Quinksy
Why can’t you see
What you’re doing to me?

The way s/he hides from all our eyes
Makes me wonder if we’ll
Ever see through her disguise
And we’re under her spell
Everything’s reblogging
But we don’t give a damn
No one knows who s/he is
But s/he knows just who I am

Quinksy, Quinksy
Why can’t you see
What you’re doing to me?

I’ve see you trollin on our page
Blogging like a fangirl
And all I do is pray
That maybe
Someday you’ll blog my post
Not looking for a million notes
There’s something more that I’m trying to say
When I say

Quinksy, Quinksy
Why can’t you see
What you’re doing to me?
What you’re doing to me

Quinksy,
When I say Quinksy
When I say
Why can’t you see
Ohhhh
What you’re doing to me?
What you’re doing to me

Reblog if you’ve ever felt victimized by the Atlantic ocean.

ununununium:

HUFFLEPUFF DON’T CARE
HUFFFLEPUFF DON’T GIVE A SHIT.
lol. a design i’ll be selling at Fanime this year. it’s gonna come in mini print, sticker, and bookmark form. will be selling extras after the convention~

ununununium:

HUFFLEPUFF DON’T CARE

HUFFFLEPUFF DON’T GIVE A SHIT.

lol. a design i’ll be selling at Fanime this year. it’s gonna come in mini print, sticker, and bookmark form. will be selling extras after the convention~

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disquietinglullabies:

Dhahshajsjjzhsjsjdhsbsjzjndheilakab.  This is too cute for words.  I bet this will get fucking thousands of notes because of the godamn cuteness.

disquietinglullabies:

Dhahshajsjjzhsjsjdhsbsjzjndheilakab.
This is too cute for words.
I bet this will get fucking thousands of notes because of the godamn cuteness.

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